Do you sell steroids?

No, any messages asking about the sale of steroids or recommendation of sources will be ignored.


I've made the payment. What now?

We do not confirm individual payments, but you will get an email notification once your order has been dispatched. 


When will my item be shipped? 

All items are dispatched within 3 working days after receiving the payment


My item has not arrived yet. What do I do?

For UK buyers: although 1st class mail aims to deliver 1 working day after dispatch, Royal Mail does state it is not guaranteed and may take up to a week in some cases. Please note, refunds/replacements for lost orders will not be given, unless you checkout with tracked delivery. 


For international buyers: on average delivery takes 6 to 8 working days. However, in rare cases it could take up to 4 weeks. Please note, refunds/replacements for lost orders will not be given, unless you checkout with tracked (premium) delivery. 



How does the testing kit work?

Vials contain chemical reagents, which interact with certain steroid substances to produce colour reactions. The user checks these reactions against a colour chart to see if there is a match. The kit is an advanced system that has been refined with multiple testing agents, which allows many different oral and injectable anabolic steroid products to be individually identified


How long do the colour reactions take?

For the regular A&B kit/anadrol and clen, the results are instant. Only the initial colour change matters as the vials will darken after few minutes, as a way of self-disposing the chemicals. For the anavar and winstrol, you have to set up a timer and observe the colour at a 15minute mark.  


My kit arrived but no instructions/colour chart?

All instructions are available in the product's description. The kits are so simple to use, we don't believe its necessary to waste paper to print out exactly same thing available on the website.


My testing kit seems to contain some weird crystals?

This is completely normal and part of the testing reagent for ana/win and cle/drol kits. Its also normal for the var/win kits to have a much thicker liquid than the other testing kits.


For tablets, instructions tell to insert around 1/8th of a tablet. What if my tablets are 10mg,20mg or 50mg?

The test is very sensitive and can work with even as little as 0.3mg. Best range to use the kit is somewhere between 0.3mg and 10mg. Later the results might be skewed. For this reason, it doesn't matter if you have 5mg pill or 50mg pill as an 1/8th of each is 0.625mg and 6.25mg respectively meaning it fits perfectly into the 0.3-10mg testing range.


Does the testing kit tell me if a Drug is Safe?

No. It can only help you identify if a particular drug is found in your sample. It is not designed to evaluate the safety of a substance. No drug use is 100% safe. 


Are "False Positives" Possible using the testing kit?

Although the testing kits are 99.9% accurate, yes, with presumptive testing it is always possible that a different active pharmaceutical substance, a substance carrier, or an unknown contaminant will produce a "false" positive reaction to testing reagent(s). As such, the home testing kit is not a substitute for laboratory analysis. If you require a 100% accurate results including exact mg/ml content, look into the GC/MS Lab Analysis we offer.


Where is the testing kit made?

The reagent ampules are manufactured at a European EN ISO 9001-2000 certified laboratory, which specializes in forensic testing equipment. It is made to the high standards expected by Forensic Laboratories and Law Enforcement.